My fourteen-month-old daughter was watching this horrifyingly horrifying kids show this weekend, Yo Gabba Gabba. One of the lesson segments was: "Don't bite your friends." Complete with chant and everything:
Don't...Don't...Don't bite your friends!
Sage advice to be sure, but it seemed somehow incomplete, especially since the segment that followed wasn't, "or anyone else."
Enemies and strangers beware.